Ten Things To Know About Joe Paterno's Dog "Mitzi"

1. Mitzi doesn't like it when people chase her.

2. Mitzi prefers low-level light while eating.

3. Mitzi doesn't like to be called a mutt.

4. Mitzi is a mutt.

5. Jay Paterno once tried to enter her in a dogshow but kept getting rebuffed at the entrance by
the horse trainers.

6. Mitzi hasn't had puppies in over 15 years.

7. While slightly blind in her left eye, Mitzi is only partially blind in her right eye.

8. Mitzi doesn't eat people food if she can help it because she feels it is demeaning.

9. Mitzi had an advice column in the now defunct "Look!" magazine where she gained fame by advising a 15-year old to have an abortion.

10. Mitzi loves short walks on the beach and pre-chewed dog biscuits.