Being the personal assistant of Eastern Michigan's football coach may seem like anybody's dream job, but it's not all Skittles and Pepsi--this is hard work! If you're going to be the personal assistant that Jeff wants you to be, you'll need to remember a few things:*Always check Monster.com and Craig's List for coaching openings. You never know when the guy at Colorado State is gonna get canned.
*Peruse the internet looking for Eastern Michigan message boards. (Note: You may need to create some.)
*If the coffee isn't hot enough to scald, prepare to wear it.
*If Mrs. Genyk calls (either wife or mother), Jeff is at practice or on the phone.
*Never sign for packages; only Jeff signs for packages--so don't even think about it.
*Jeff has OCD, so now you got it too.
*Make sure your wallet is still in your pocket at all times.
*While Jeff is a casual guy, jeans are not permitted in his presence. In fact, denim of all kinds is a no no.
*Eye contact is fine, but you must lose all staring contests.
*Messages must be returned by end of business day, unless intoxicated.
*Make sure your wallet is still in your pocket at all times.
*If he asks, the coolest animal is the leopard.
*If somebody--anybody--from the media calls, FIND JEFF!
If you can do these things, then you really shouldn't have a problem. And Ypsilanti can be beautiful sometimes during the year. Good luck at your new job!
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