Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Ten Assumptions About College Football Coaches

1. Tim Brewster sucks at "Operation".

2. Joe Paterno still has actual knobs on his television.

3. When Les Miles slices a tee shot into the woods, he says, "Made it!"

4. Tyrone Willingham puts his Netflix movies back in the mailbox the moment he's done watching them.

5. Tom Amstutz has a running tab at at least fifteen area bars.

6. Mike Stoops is finally starting to doubt himself.

7. Rich Rodriguez purposely "accidentally removes" the expiration date on old coupons.

8. Mark Dantonio wishes Tom Izzo would get out the way. Seriously. Get outta the way!

9. Houston Nutt loves his new office and secretary.

10. Butch Davis will watch any CSI, anytime.

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