Something To Keep In Mind When Waiting For Jorvorskie Lane To Try On Some Pants

There's a lot going on in that changing room, man. Pants don't just mold themselves to your thighs on their own. Sometimes they need some coaxing.

And plus, maybe he's having some pizza. You just don't know. So before you start knocking on the door, take a whiff and see if you can detect some pizza. If not, listen for "struggle pulls".

If you don't hear anything and you don't smell anything, you may want to knock at that point because Jorvorskie may have fallen into a slight coma due to bloodflow loss from the pair of 34" waist straight legs that you totally knew should've never come off that shelf.

"He'll never learn", you sigh. But you knew this about him from the start, and you still went pants-shopping with him?

Who never learns?