Mike Leach And Bob Stoops Talk About What They're Getting While In Line At Chipotle

Bob: What're you getting?

Mike: Barbacoa.

Bob: Meh, I had it once. Wasn't impressed.

Mike: Dude? Barbacoa is the Lambo of burrito
meats.

Bob: Why do you always refer to stuff as the "Lambo of whatever"?

Mike: I love Lambos. They're awesome.

Bob: They're terrible on gas mileage and there's nowhere to put the groceries.

Mike: That's why I go to Chipotle, chief. I love me some barbacoa. What're you getting?

Bob: Chicken.

Mike: Color me surprised. You wouldn't even try adventurous meat if you were starving. It's always chicken with you.

Bob: So what, I like chicken!

Mike: You know who else likes chicken?

Bob: Who?

Mike: Pansies.