Bob: What're you getting?Mike: Barbacoa.
Bob: Meh, I had it once. Wasn't impressed.
Mike: Dude? Barbacoa is the Lambo of burrito
meats.
Bob: Why do you always refer to stuff as the "Lambo of whatever"?
Mike: I love Lambos. They're awesome.
Bob: They're terrible on gas mileage and there's nowhere to put the groceries.
Mike: That's why I go to Chipotle, chief. I love me some barbacoa. What're you getting?
Bob: Chicken.
Mike: Color me surprised. You wouldn't even try adventurous meat if you were starving. It's always chicken with you.
Bob: So what, I like chicken!
Mike: You know who else likes chicken?
Bob: Who?
Mike: Pansies.
