Nickie: Hey Womper, I heard your sister married that weird guy that works at Kroger.
Womper: Hey man, that's my brother-in-law you're talking about.
Nickie: I'm just saying. The dude is creepy. He's always trying to smell me.
Womper: I know. He tries to smell me too, but I kind of have to show some type of loyalty to my sister, you know?
Nickie: I understand. It's just that I'm not always in the mood to be smelled.
Womper: Yeah, me neither. He's not always like that though. And as long as you're not a stray cat, the dude is totally harmless.
Nickie: The dude is a freak! Gary, c'mon, tell him!
Gary: Sorry guys, I'm gonna have to plead the Fifth on this one because I love smelling people too.
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