1. Take this card [picture to the left] and leave him alone.
2. Keep the noise to a minimum, Todd is trying to get to know Matt Ryan.
3. Do not ask for an autograph while you are coughing up pork chops.
4. Do not make that "ngghh lkklllhhll" noise that choking people make. It is incredibly rude.
5. If you bump Todd's chair, he will brain you. But if you're lucky, you'll stop choking.
6. People die everyday. Today, it's you.
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