Friday, May 9, 2008

Point/Counterpoint: Should Penn State Add A "Tear Tattoo" To Their Helmets

Today, safety Anthony Scirrotto and linebacker Sean Lee will debate whether or not Penn State should have a "tear tattoo" put on their helmet. Anthony Scirrotto will start us off.






Hellz yeah we should!






I can't believe we're co-captains.






Ha. You're crazy man. But seriously, this would be awesome.






I think you guys should do it.






Aw yeah! That's what I'm talking about!






Don't you see that with a tear tattoo we'd just be perpetuating the stereotype that we're all thugs here?





Exactly!





We like your thinking.





Hey guys, if I could just jump in here...I think Mr. Scirrotto isn't taking into account what can happen when your name is tarnished due to the actions of others. I don't blame Sean Lee for valuing his image. Sometimes, it's all we have. And when it's gone, your life changes. Look at me...I can't even get into my usual "clubs" anymore.





You better shut your mouth right now, Frogger.





See? This is the kind of stuff I'm talking about! We're not all like you, Anthony!







So what? You think you're better than us? Man, I will cut you...





I didn't say I was better than you. I just don't think everything needs to be settled by cutting people. That's kind of the point of "Point/Counterpoint", don't you think?


Man, let's smoke this joker!






Word!






Who needs a knife?






I'm just a boy in a cat costume who got caught in the crossfire.




Alright you kids, stop goofing around. We've got practice.

2 comments:

Lego Man said...

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Anonymous said...

Wild: my word-verification word is "hornswoggle."